Thank God I have a sense of humor

dealing with my many series of unfortunate events can cause a happy mood

To jump off a cliff

Next week I was planning on

Spending my vacation in Florida

I looked forward to this for months

I'm envisioning my drunk ass in the club

Trying to hit on women

Knowing I have no game like Tony Snell

But at least I came out of my shell

Long story short the trip got cancelled

Before I could even pack

Now instead of seeing beautiful women

And beaches

I will probably spend more time

In the kitchen than I should

Playing my playstation 5 for an unhealthy amount of time

It's alot better than getting tortured

By nagging customers at my job

I can take my cape off for a week

I hope the building is still standing

When I come back , I don't like to brag

But I know in my heart I'm the glue

How will I spend this week off ?

I don't have a single clue

But I know how I won't spend it

And that's in Florida

Knowing my luck if I did go there

I'd be attacked by the Florida man

I always read about in random news articles

Wouldn't that just be phenomenal ?

It's no conspiracy theory

I've been typecast as Mr. Unfortunate

I could cry about it but I'd rather not

I'll just indulge myself in self deprecation